Cardio

Chorus
Dude you need some cardio cardio cardio
Come on do some cardio, marathon yeah!
Do you need your cardio? Cardio? Cardio?
Do you need your cardio? Marathon yeah!

Don't you wanna be lean lean lean
A long distance machine -chine -chine
Don't you wanna be thin thin thin
Come on shave that chin chin chin

Last words in each line gets distorted and drawn out electronically
Man you gotta quit the meaaaattt
Soya protein guaranteeeeeeddd
Join the cardio eliiiiiitttte
Dance to our afro beaaaatttt
Come on you are what you eaaaatttt
Ba- ba- ba- ba- ba- ba- bananas (gang vocals)

Lots of synth and shit here.
Dance beat, African drums.

Chorus
Dude you need some cardio cardio cardio
Come on do some cardio, marathon yeah!
Do you need your cardio? Cardio? Cardio?
Do you need your cardio? Marathon yeah!

Pecs are for pussies and lats are lame
If you wanna be cool you gotta play the game
Testosterone levels can't go over 440
You don't wanna be strong, you only wanna be sporty

Put on that light weight running suit
You don't wanna lift heavy like some brawny brute
Sweat it all out, baby, yeah that's right
Buy the size zero, it fits nice and tight

Chorus
Dude you need some cardio cardio cardio
Come on do some cardio, marathon yeah!
Do you need your cardio? Cardio? Cardio?
Do you need your cardio? Marathon yeah!

The only muscle we pump is our heart